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Tue Jun 23, 2009, 3:46 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Wake me up when September ends
  • Reading: computer screen
  • Drinking: pepsi
Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Regetta the Wasteland Bandit
2. Andrew the Pretty Donkey Boy
3. Daniel the Prince of Amara

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Regetta : ....is there food here?

Andrew : Where's my kitty!? I want Depres! I hate you creator lady! how could you put me somewhere without my Depres-Muffin!? *temper tantrum*

Daniel : Oh my god! Hi Regetta! *hug* How's it going? *stupid grin*

Regetta : GET OFF ME!!! *struggles to escape* LET GO!! *fails to escape ; sigh*


2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Regetta : ...what's a blow job?

Andrew : I love that game, it's fun

Daniel : No. Wow... Regetta you serious!? You're a bandit! you guys are supposed to rape chicks all the time... cause you can't get a girl for your lack of charm. unlike me~

Regetta : :iconpissedplz: I resent that comment.

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Regetta : If it's something that i like doing when no one's else is around... WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA TELL YOU!? IDIOT!!!

Andrew : I love to dress up like a girl~ dresses are so pretty~ *giggle*

Daniel : I think about who my parents are and why they didn't want me... I mean, my real parents, the Queen found me while she was out in the garden one day. The Queen and the King are really good parents but I'd like to meet my real mom and dad.

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Regetta : ...............

Andrew : N-not really...

Daniel : I love Regetta!

Regetta : W-What?!

Daniel : Like a friend silly, not in love.

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Regetta : None that i know of.

Andrew : I'm a shota boy~

Daniel : My brother, the Queen and Kings son who i'm not related to at all by blood, looks a lot like me but the creator lady didn't notice it till just now :iconstupidplz:

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Regetta : *blush* N-no one...

Andrew : Hm... Depres.

Daniel : No one. Except undying platonic love is questionable! =D *hugs Regetta*

Regetta : Get off me!

7) Do you love me? I love you.

Regetta : NO

Andrew : Yay~ =3 I love you too

Daniel : I love everyone. Except King Kovu, he's evil and must be stopped.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

Regetta : no. I dont care.

Andrew : *tears* Wahhhhh!

Daniel : It's not nice to lead someone one like that.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Regetta : Daniel. *glares* GO AWAY!

Andrew : My daddy.

Daniel : Fine, you're no fun you know that? *let's go of Regetta* Why can't you accept that people want to be your friend?

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Regetta : That abomination, Gaul! Serenity spends way too much time with him! He's like a fuckin retard or something! He's so stupid! But NO! She's just like "aww he's so sweet and cute. He's so nice" HE PISSES ME OFF!

Andrew : o.O

Daniel : Aww~ You love her~

Regetta : I DO NOT!

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Regetta : I'm a bandit! it's what i do! Bitch!

Andrew : Awww~ a bunny plushie! I want it~

Daniel : I'm not looking through your things. That's just rude

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

Regetta : ...What the hell does that mean? o.O

Andrew : Um... I'm ten... but yea, Regetta, I'd say it does for you :iconlove:

Daniel : It does, but i try to win people over with my attitude rather than my good looks.

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Regetta : Uh... Well lot's of people, I'm not very modest

Andrew : hm... Depres is the only person i can think of. *giggle* It was so embarrassing

Daniel : Well, my parents. and the servants.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Regetta : What's that?

Andrew : Crackheads are gross

Daniel : I'm with Regetta

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

Regetta : yea

Andrew : I wish they'd hurry up, I gotta use the little boys room.

Daniel : It is getting rather boring.

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Regetta : :iconwthplz:

Andrew : o.O

Daniel : What?

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

Regetta : ...........

Andrew : .....

Daniel : ........... you're a retarded person aren't you?

18) There is no question 18.

Regetta : yes there is. it's right here...

Andrew : D: oh noez

Daniel : We must go on a quest to find it! *heroic pose*

Regetta : What's wrong with you two? It's right here!

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Regetta : Fetish?

Andrew : Silly Regetta, you're so ignorant. I like being tied up.

Daniel : What is a Fetish Andrew?

Andrew : *sigh* Gather round children and i shall explain it to you.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Regetta : NO.

Andrew : Finally over! *runs to the bathroom*

Daniel : Not really. it's seems like all this was a huge waste of time.


NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.

yea, you shouldn't have read this, yer tagged.

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Oh man, I need to do this. :iconraepfaceplz:

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